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Culture Club



Kissing To Be Clever 4 ( 1982 )
White Boy (Dance Mix) / You Know I'm Not Crazy / I'll Tumble 4 Ya / Take Control / Love Twist (feat. Captain Crucial) / Boy, Boy (I'm the Boy) / I'm Afraid of Me (Remix) / White Boys Can't Control It / Do You Really Want to Hurt Me

Boy George - vocals, Jon Moss - drums, Roy Hay - guitar, keyboards and Michael Craig - bass. If only one of those names, the vocalist, seems to have passed into legend, perhaps there is a reason for that. Culture Club were typical of many eighties acts in a way and also many of the sixties pop acts. The singles would often be wonderfully good but then the albums would be jam packed full of filler. I'm old enough by the way to remember the genuine shock people felt when they discovered Boy George wasn't in fact a woman. Seems hard to credit in these less innocent times but there were stories of people liking the music and the act until they found out, 'actually that's a man dressed as a woman'. Well, I grew up in fairly reserved parts of the countryside. We were shocked down in Devon, I can tell you! Still, once you knew what his story was, the quality of the pop singles charmed us all too much to hold any grudges. 'Kissing To Be Clever' contains a couple or three singles but only one actual hit though and we all know what that is, the final track. 'I'll Tumble 4 Ya' was nice calypso beats with good melody but never strong enough to chart and 'Time (Clock Of The Heart)' is only a bonus track and we don't count bonus tracks over here at 'adriandenning.co.uk' otherwise all box-sets would automatically get 10/10 for containing so much material. Well, something like that. Wait, wait, wait. Only a bonus track I hear three Culture Club fans cry? Well, on some CD editions it's not present at all, it was on the original vinyl issue and to be frank, needs to be on this LP because it's quite weak otherwise. The original cassette version of the album contained even more songs i'm told. Why the record label have treated one of the defining acts of the 80s with such disregard is peculiar, because whatever you think of the bands music or image, they did define part of the 80s and certain people will have fond memories of this LP. Why, I really couldn't say myself because I never owned it at the time. Well, I was only eight years old.

Anyway, onto the music but that's what we're supposed to be here for. One side of this album presents us with happy, sunshine calypso pop. The other side presents us with white-boy soul. Boy George certainly had a good soul voice but the production on this LP, the hit single aside, doesn't really highlight it. It's a fairly bare sound the group have compared to groups these days. Synth bass sounds, plastic drum sounds, calpsyo beats. Little funk guitar parts and so on. 'Do You Really Want To Hurt Me' you've heard but have you ever really paid attention to the construction of the song? It's got a decent dub vibe and lots of spaces. There was a dub remix which i've never heard, but someone clever could do wonders with this song. As for the original, it's a classy piece of 80s pop, although not one of my favourite 80s pop songs. Ever noticed when people discuss this album they mention differing versions of the album and the singles? There's a reason for that, the other songs are nearly all uniformly terrible. Steve Levein the producer should shoulder a lot of the blame for the album coming out the way it has. I don't like the hit at the end idea ( Human League's 'Dare' does the same ) and I don't like the fake funk guitar lines. I don't like either of the 'White Boy' songs, surely overplaying the point? 'I'm Afraid Of Me' joins 'I'll Tumble 4 Ya' and 'Do You Really Want To Hurt Me' as a decent tune. Add 'Time' if you want, but that still only makes three listenable songs and half a dozen terrible ones. Their albums hopefully get better after this but that's another story and shall be told another time.

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